A long day at the office? Tell your coworkers some of these office puns and put a smile on their faces!
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I told my boss I needed a raise… and he said “salary negotiation or dessert?” I chose dessert.
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I’m reading a book on office chairs… it’s hard to put down.
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Why don’t secrets last in the office? Because the copier always spills the beans.
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I used to hate my job… but the coffee kept me grounded.
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Why did the employee get fired from the calendar factory? He took a day off.
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I have a lot of work on my desk… so I decided to delegate it to my inbox.
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My boss told me to have a good day… so I went home.
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Why did the stapler break up with the paper? It felt too attached.
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I wanted to be an accountant… but I couldn’t deal with the figures.
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The printer and I had a fight… it said I was paperless in my reasoning.
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I asked my computer for a break… now it won’t stop giving me cookies.
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Why did the office worker bring a ladder? Because they were climbing the corporate ladder.
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My desk is like a relationship… messy but necessary.
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Why don’t skeletons work in offices? They don’t have the guts.
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I tried to organize a hide-and-seek tournament at work… but good players are hard to find.
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I told HR I was stressed… they said, “Sounds like you need a stress test… we mean vacation.”
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Why did the employee go to the beach during work? He wanted to surf the web.
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I told my boss I was multitasking… and napping counts, right?
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Why did the paperclip get promoted? It kept everything together.
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Meetings are like math… you spend hours solving problems only to get the same answer.