Everyone loves a Dad joke, they’re so bad they’re good… or possibly not. Here goes nothing.
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I’m reading a book about anti-gravity… it’s impossible to put down.
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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet… I don’t know y.
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I asked the gym instructor if he could teach me to do the splits… he said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t make it on Tuesdays.”
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I wanted to go on a diet… but I feel like I’m on a roll.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
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I used to be a banker… but I lost interest.
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I’d tell you a joke about construction… but I’m still working on it.
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I’m reading a book on anti-gravity… it’s impossible to put down.
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I made a pun about the wind… it blows.
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I don’t trust stairs… they’re always up to something.
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I tried to catch some fog… I mist.
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I once got hit in the head with a can of soda… fortunately, it was a soft drink.
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I’m terrible at math… but I hear that calculators are a plus.
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I used to be addicted to soap… but I’m clean now.
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Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
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I once got locked in a grocery store… but I found the door to escape.
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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet… I don’t know y.
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I don’t play soccer because… I enjoy kicking back.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
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I’d tell you a joke about pizza… but it’s a little cheesy.