School and Teacher Puns

  1. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.

  2. Why was the student eating his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.

  3. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity… it’s impossible to put down (even in physics class).

  4. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so bright.

  5. How does a teacher make sure her lesson sticks? By using sticky notes.

  6. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping in school? A dino-snore.

  7. Why did the student bring a ladder to class? Because he wanted to go to high school.

  8. Why did the teacher go to the beach? To test the waters.

  9. What do you get when you cross a teacher with a vampire? Lots of blood tests.

  10. Why did the music teacher go to jail? Because she got caught with too many sharp objects.

  11. Why was the geometry book always so confident? It knew all the angles.

  12. Why did the kid bring a pencil to the party? Because it wanted to draw attention.

  13. Why did the history teacher break up with the calendar? Because its days were numbered.

  14. How do students like their eggs in biology class? Ova easy.

  15. Why was the broom late to school? It over-swept.

  16. Why did the teacher jump into the pool? She wanted to test the deep end of her students.

  17. Why was the computer teacher always calm? Because she had a lot of cache.

  18. Why did the student eat a light bulb? Because he wanted a bright idea.

  19. What did the pencil say to the paper? I dot my i’s on you.

  20. Why did the teacher go to the principal’s office? To get some class.