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I’m reading a book about soccer… it’s a real kick.
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Why did the baseball team hire a detective? They wanted to catch the fly balls.
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Why was the basketball court always wet? Because the players kept dribbling.
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I tried to make a joke about golf… but it went over the hole.
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Why do gymnasts make terrible secret agents? Because they always flip out.
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I asked the soccer ball why it looked tired… it had been kicked around all day.
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Why did the football team go to the bank? To get their quarterback.
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I wanted to tell a joke about tennis… but it was too much of a racquet.
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Why did the swimmer bring a pencil to the pool? In case they needed to draw some strokes.
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I told my coach a joke about running… he said it was a race against time.
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Why don’t hockey players like to share? Because they hate the penalty box.
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I wanted to tell a joke about cycling… but it’s a little wheely complex.
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
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I tried to tell a volleyball joke… but it didn’t have enough serve.
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Why did the tennis player go to jail? Because he served too many aces.
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Why was the track athlete so calm? Because he knew how to pace himself.
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I asked the baseball glove for advice… it said, “Catch my drift.”
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Why was the soccer ball unhappy? It felt kicked around.
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I wanted to tell a joke about fencing… but it was a bit of a stab in the dark.
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Why did the runner bring string to the race? To tie the competition.