Animal Puns

  1. Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re a little shellfish.

  2. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.

  3. Why did the cow win an award? Because she was outstanding in her field.

  4. What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper.

  5. Why did the chicken go to the séance? To talk to the other side.

  6. How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper.

  7. Why did the crab never share? Because he’s shellfish.

  8. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.

  9. Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a well-balanced meal.

  10. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.

  11. Why don’t elephants use computers? Because they’re afraid of the mouse.

  12. What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple.

  13. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut.

  14. Why are frogs so happy? Because they eat whatever bugs them.

  15. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

  16. Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the shell station.

  17. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.

  18. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.

  19. Why did the owl get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field… of night vision.

  20. How do bees brush their hair? With honeycombs.